I inflated about 700 ballloons and tied them to me and now i am airborn. Umm how do I get down without dying?


Posted January 13th, 2009 by admin 10 Comments »
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Tree kisser asked:


I was at a clown gig with alot of balloons and i decided to tie about 700 of them to me but i had my foot tied to a concrete block.

My clown friend Herman cut the rope and I began lifting off. THANK GOD I HAVE MY PDA!!!

The air is thinning out and its kind of hard to breath. Im worried if I fly too long I will end up over the atlantic ocean or even go into space.

The tough part is my cat pooper is with me. I have him in a little tote bag. Will I be up here long enough that I might have to resort to eating my cat? Please any advise is appreciated. I need advise FAST because my PDA battery is about to run out and I only have 1 backup battery in my pocket.